ORGANIZATION BRIEFING // CLASSIFICATION: RESTRICTED

The Evil Nerd Empire

We're an experimental organization, probably unlike what you've encountered before.

ORG CODE
ENE-ORG-0001
FOUNDED
CLASSIFIED
JURISDICTION
UNRESTRICTED
OPERATIVES
REDACTED
STATUS
ACTIVE
THREAT LEVEL
EXTREME
MISSION STATEMENT // RECOVERED DOCUMENT

Fiction and Role-Playing Games with strong preferences for anything on the disturbing side: escapades into surrealistic labyrinths of hate, lounging with crotch goblins in dungeons of hell, tortured memoirs by Paladins in relapsed, psycho-erotic romance with something dead. Secrets too monstrous, too horrific for appetites insatiable and out of sanity's parameters.

Make us bleed. Make us cry for mercy; for one more fix.

OPERATIONAL DIRECTIVES // STANDING ORDERS
DIRECTIVE-01

Fiction

Surrealistic labyrinths. Disturbing escapades. Narratives that refuse to stay inside the lines of acceptable horror.

DIRECTIVE-02

Role-Playing Games

Dungeons of hell. Constructed realities built for those whose appetites exceed sanity's parameters.

DIRECTIVE-03

The Disturbing Side

Psycho-erotic romance. Tortured memoirs. Secrets too monstrous, too horrific for ordinary consumption.

Evil Nerd Empire
ARCHIVE DIVISION // PUBLISHING OPERATIONS
© 2026 EVIL NERD EMPIRE
ALL MATERIALS CLASSIFIED
UNAUTHORIZED REPRODUCTION PROHIBITED
ARCHIVE SYSTEM v2.4.1 // LAST INDEXED: 2026-07-19 // CASE REF: ENE-OMEGA-7 // COORDINATES: 40.7128°N 74.0060°W